So these f***ing religious numbnuts sat around jacking off in church all day thinking about how much they just hated teenagers, and decided - true f***ing story, people - that God therefore must hate ice cream sodas.
The ice cream soda had just been invented teenagers liked them. Here's how f***ing dumb these f***heads in Illinois were. It's commonly accepted that the sundae was invented in Evanston, Illinois, circa 1890. You know, nearly everyone has enjoyed an ice cream sundae on a hot day, but the origins of this tasty treat may just surprise you. Robot Chicken has screwed the proverbial pooch while attempting to skewer the vast and magnificent world of the Gobots. I won't even dignify this scene with my analysis. So I hear your name is Gyro Robo? Correct! That is very not lame. I have taken the librety of redubbing this scene. When the character was originated in Japan in 1981 Cop-Tur's name was Gyro Robo. Also Cop-Tur is just his lame American name. Turbo is a good Gobot and Cop-Tur is a Renegade Gobot. Let me get this straight? You're a helicopter and your name is Cop-Tur? It is both painful and truamatic as anyone who has lived through it will tell you. Second of all Gobots do not masturbate if that is indeed what you are implying. First of all Gobots do not live in houses. The folowing is my annotated version of your worthless attempt at humour. I viewed your recent Gobots sketch with a total lack of mirth and an abundance of extreme displeasure. Death Star blown up by a bunch of f***ing teenagers, you know? I didn't mean to snap. Look, you know, I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now. You got an ATM on that torso Light Brite? Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here, or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny b*tch you were about Padama-may or Panda-Bear what whatever the hell her name is!. And who's going to give me a loan, jackhole, you?. Oh! Oh, well - well, where are they going?. Do you - do you have ANY idea what this is going to do to my credit? Oh, oh, oh! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet!. Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?. Huh? What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? F***! Ah, f***, f***, f***!.
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